Technology Jokes

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Computer Upgrade

I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster,
but it just stopped working.

Anonymous