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Dallas Cowboys Name Change

"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?" "No, why?" "Because they play dead at home and they die on the road."

Dallas Public Schools

True story. Sunday, November 29, 1992 An investigation by the Dallas Morning News revealed the city's public schools employ at least 185 people who have been convicted of felonies, including two convicted murderers. In response, the school superintendent promised that the city would begin periodic records checks.

Cowboy Training

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?

A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Texas Energy

Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?

A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.