U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Anonymous

Measuring The Poles

There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read and noted the measurement. The crane operator then lowered the pole to the ground and repositioned to pick up another pole. This went on several times when the foreman came over and asked why they couldn't measure the poles while they were laying on the ground? The Aggies replied, "we need to know how tall the poles are, not how long".

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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Anonymous

Death of a West Texan

A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery.  He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."  The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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