U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes

Death of a West Texan

A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery.  He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."  The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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Anonymous

Riding Along

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Shopping in Texas

My grandpa would always tell me that when he was growing up, in rural Texas, his momma would give him $1 and send him down to the store. He'd come back with 2 loaves of bread, half a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a pound of pork. He says you can't do that now-a-days, way too many security cameras.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Submitted BY: Patjay