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Crazy Laws of Arkansas

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"

A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.

Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

It is illegal to kill "any living creature."

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

Funny Thought - Cousins

I hate when people go around calling their cousins, cousin. But, I guess if you're from the South, that's a handy tool in finding a husband or wife.

Arkansas

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arkansas!

Arkansas who?

Arkansas though any piece of wood!