A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."
Bowling Ball and a Prostitute
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a prostitute?
A: You can eat the bowling ball if you have to.
My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first - timer questions. One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?" Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."
Yo Mama - Playing Pool
Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!