Sports Jokes

Ceiling Darts

Q: Why shouldn't you install dart boards on the ceiling?
A: All your players will end up throwing up.

Categories: Sports Jokes , Funny Thoughts (How Come) , Riddles
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Black Friday Line Talk

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are waiting to check-out in a long Black Friday line and begin bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team." "That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team." "That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

Categories: Jokes about Families , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Sports Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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