Sexist Jokes - About Men

What's He Up To

Q: How can you tell if a man's playing around?
A: He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Riddles
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Donkey or Doberman?

The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Missing Parts

Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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