Doughgirl Is Sick

In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.

Putting Up A Tent

 Putting up a tent, is  very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

Revlon Brunette

Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.