Pregnant Centerfold

Q:  What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A:  Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

Men Mopping

Q: How many men does it take to mop a floor?
A: None. It's a woman's job.

Perspective

Would the meaning of this phrase change if you were a man or woman?
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night"