Sexist Jokes

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous

Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->|is 12 inches.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

The Yuppie, Dink, Rub, and Wife

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Submitted BY: beautiful23