Sexist Jokes

KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights) , Food Jokes
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Anonymous

Dreams: Difference Between Genders

Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Threesome Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Friendly Driver

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, "Bitch!" They continue on their way, and as the man rounded the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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