Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked."Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Short Blonde Jokes

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.