The Neighbor Needs a Vase

One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said "my god you look so depressed." The neighbor said " you bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me...six dozen roses. Now you know what that means  I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread." " Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"

Lots of Words

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

Men Making Eye Contact

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes!