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Texas Hooker

This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas."  "Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.
She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.  She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"  The guy says, "No, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."

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Hooker's Life

A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend. "I put one stocking on one leg. One stocking on the other leg, and between the two I make a living."

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The Prostitute and the Appendectomy

Q: What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?
A: He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

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