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Little Johnny's Anatomy Lesson

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Beach Genie

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

Categories: Genie Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes)
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Anonymous

Lights Off for 30 Years

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her.  All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo.  She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He replied, "Explain the kids!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Submitted BY: skylertouchet