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Blind Man

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. "Who is it?" "Blind man," came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?" 

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Bar Toast - Nipples

Here's to Nipples, without them Titties would be pointless.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts
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Little Johnny's Anatomy Lesson

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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