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Yo Mama - Roll Twice

Yo' Mama is so fat, after she and yo' daddy are through having sex, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Sex Jokes
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Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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New Church Members

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks. "We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a bagel and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!" "I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!" "That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from Starbucks too."

Categories: Religion Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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