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Black Nailing

I'd like to start with some back nailing.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
Anonymous

Lucky Seat

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading. A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. He turns to the woman and says, "Twice you've sneezed and twice you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?" The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Sex Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Anonymous

Nazi Foreplay

Q: What is Nazi foreplay?
A: Yell "Don't scream or I'll kill you."

Categories: Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes)
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