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Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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Expensive Honeymoon!

A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. Because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend. They were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said, "That'll be an additional $150 a piece." "Good God man !!!" cried the groom, totally shocked, "That's two thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Wedding Toasts , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Fucked Too Much

Q: How can you tell when a woman has fucked too much?
A: You put your thumb in her ass, and your middle-finger in her vagina...Now, if you can snap your fingers, you know she's been fucking too much.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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