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Christmas Wish

Little Timmy sends a letter to Santa that says, "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy, Send me me your mommy."

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Hitting Bottom

Two men sitting beside one another at a bar. The 1st man is an average size guy weighing about 170lbs. The 2nd man is a huge fat guy weighing about 375lbs. The 2nd guy asks the 1st guy. "When you have sex with a woman, do you always hit bottom?" The 1st guy replies, "It depends on the woman, how about you?" The 2nd guy replies, "I always hit bottom, no matter who I'm with." "Of course you can't help but to hit bottom when you "MASH IT FLAT."

Categories: Sex Jokes
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Breeding Problem

A Soviet woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: "Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now that I'm married I can't get pregnant." "Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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