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Difference Between Kinky and Perverted

Q: What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: LFMOD

Grandma's Pills

An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you're 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?"  The woman replied, "They help me sleep better." The doctor considered this for a second, and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice, and I sleep better at night."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: Brightcomet

Deaf Sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language, natch).
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time."
"And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......two hundred times"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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