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You Tube Star

My girlfriend who works for YouTube is a famous porn star.
She'll kill me if she finds out.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Guys Keep it Simple

At the pre-marriage retreat, Natalie and Drew are each told to write a sentence using the words “sex” and “love.”
Natalie writes: “When two mature people are both passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like Drew and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act of physical sex with one another.”
Drew writes: “I love sex.”

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

80 Years Old

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Because I'm telling everybody!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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