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Drop In

One day, an 80 year old man comes home and finds his 80 year old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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My First Time

The night was young, the moon was high. We were alone, just she and I. Her hair was soft and her eyes were blue. I knew just what she wanted me to do. Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spine. I didn't know how but i tried my best. As I placed my hand on her breast, I remembered my fear and my heart beating fast. Slowly, she spread her legs apart. When I did it, I felt no shame. And all at once white stuff came. It's over. It's all over now. My first time ever. My first time milking a cow. 
Wait, what were you thinking about?

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Latex Factory Tour

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple." Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss,hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?" "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom." "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!" "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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