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Dry Spell

Show me a man on a dry spell and I'll show you a room with a lot of empty bottles of hand lotion.

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Signals

On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signals concerning their "urges". The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my boob once, if you don't want it, squeeze my boob twice." The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my dong once, if you don't want it, pull my dong 48 times."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
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