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Marriage Request

A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl. That means no sex before marriage. But he doesn't care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
"Hello, sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand"
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks "And why is that?"
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh... "Well, its just that mine have gotten tired."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
Submitted BY: PM_TITS_FOR_GOLD

Regular Toad & Horny Toad

Q: What's the difference between a regular toad and a horny toad?
A: A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horny toad croaks "Rub-it Rub-it"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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