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In And Out Of Puddles

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feels a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?"
"Huey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?"
"Duey," replies the duck.
"So, how's your day been?"
"Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Give The Dog A Bone

Q: How do you give a dog a bone?
A: Tickle its balls.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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