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A Man Takes His Dog For A Walk

A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, "Man, I sure wish I could do that." The dog owner says, "Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first."

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Sex With Sheep

Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
A: So they push back harder.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Holy Camel

A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert. The camel falls dead. Before I die, the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes. She then says, "before I die I would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes. She looks at his penis and says, "My God!! What is that for?" He says "You stick it in a hole and it brings forth life." The nun replies, "Then how about you stick it up that camels ass and let's get the hell out of here!"

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