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The Drunk Gets Fondled

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So he wonders off to the bathroom and is gone for 5 ... 10... 20 minutes. Well his friend gets pissed off and goes in to get him. He finds him in there and asks "What the hell are you doing?" The first drunk replies "Everytime I flush, something reaches up and grabs my balls." The second drunk looks at him and says "Well ya dumbass, you sittin on the mop bucket"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Under Arrest

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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