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College Roommates

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- began to argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes. "All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has to do them." The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When their neighbor, a school football star, came by, the three remained silent. The visitor shrugged and led one of the girls into her bedroom. Forty-five minutes later, the young man emerged and approached the second girl. Through sign language, they agreed to adjourn to her bedroom. When he came out, he began to fix himself a cup of tea but burned his fingers on the stove. "Hey, where's some petroleum jelly?" he hollered from the kitchen. "Oh, hell!" the male roommate said, jumping up. "I'll do the dishes."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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It's Not Tooth Decay

Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?
A: Having your dentist tell you!

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Kinky Candy

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
A: S&M&M.

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