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Apple Patent

A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?"
"Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!"
The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Gross Jokes
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Monica's Cheeks

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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The meaning of life

A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?" "No," he replied, "I've never done either." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things either." "Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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