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How was Your Date?

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?
"Oh", sighed Judy, "I had a wonderful time."
"I thought as much", her mother remarked, "Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Thanks Doc!

A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I can't think straight! I need help!" Doctor says to patient, "You know what? I used to have the same problem, and whenever I do get migraines, I go home to my wife. She cooks me my favorite meal, rubs my toes, kiss my nipples and well (smiles sheepishly), you know what happens next!"... next day... patient says, "Hey doc! Thanks for your advice. It worked!" Doctor says, "Oh really? That's good to hear!" "Oh by the way, "Patient says, "You've got a great house!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Military Blowjob

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Categories: Military Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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