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Ironing Board V. Blonde

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Two British Faggots

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour.  One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?"  "That's a ferry-boat, George my love," answered Elton."Oooh!" Squealed George, "I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own Navy!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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