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Bowling Alley Prank Call

Call a bowling alley, and ask, "Do you have 10 lb. balls?"
When the attendant says yes, ask, "Then how the hell do you walk?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sports Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Prank Call Jokes)
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Prom Date

It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have a date. Her brother felt sorry for her and decided to help. He offered to take her. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. At the dance, they just sat there. Her brother offered to dance. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. After the dance, her brother took her to Makeout Mountain. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. It got hot and heavy, and they ended up having sex. Afterwards, she turned to her brother and said "Man, you're better than Dad!" "Yeah, that's what Mom says, too!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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Henry's Cork

"Look at me," an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored wine." "I certainly have to agree with that." piped-up his obviously long suffering wife. "Henry's cork's been stationary for years."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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