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Same Process

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Rein Him In

The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" said the clerk looking at the bride. "Would you like the bridal then?" "No thanks," said the woman. "I'll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of it!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different!  It's a hermaphrodite." The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?" The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female." The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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