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Happy Baby

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy." "He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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Taking Measures

"Mom, I'm pregnant." "How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?" "That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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