Sex Jokes

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Taking Measures

"Mom, I'm pregnant." "How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?" "That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the biggest."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Body Language

A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language. "Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast." "Okay," said the wife, "What should I do then?" "Well, when you want to have sex," he told her, "rub my penis once. When you don't want any sex, rub it 200 times."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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