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Happy Birthday

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?"
His lover lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."
So his lover lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes)
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Double Trouble

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Mechanical Whore?

Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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