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Guy Notices a Woman

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult," the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes)
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A Fair Wage

 I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn. She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week." I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied, "With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."

Categories: Work & Office Jokes (Interview Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Brave

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: A brave sucker.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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