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A Gay Indian

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?

A: A brave sucker!

Brave

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?

A: A brave sucker.

Indian Om Tone

(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.

Little Red Dot

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?

A: Coffee's ready.

How Come

Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?

A: "How come?"