Ethnic / Country Jokes - India Jokes

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.  Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.  On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won; a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in the United States.

If nothing there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical support for computer companies.

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?

A: A brave sucker!

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?

A: A brave sucker.

(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.

Q: You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?

A: Coffee's ready.