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Downfalls of Being an Egg

It's a bummer to be an egg because...
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Food Jokes
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Chelsea to Hillary

Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: "Not according to Dad."

Categories: Political Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Guy Notices a Woman

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "That must be rather difficult," the man replied. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes)
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