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German Virgins

Q: What do you call a German virgin?
A: Goodandtight!

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Can't Talk Now

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings. The husband answers it, to find out it is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.  He says, "She cannot talk rrright now, she 'as a frog in ze thrrrought."

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A gruesome discovery

A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What's underneath your kilt?", she asked him. "Why don't you take a look", he replied. Curiosity over-coming her, she lifted the kilt.then let it go,"Oh, it's gruesome!" "Well, why don't you take another look, it just grew-some more."

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