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Sex Addict

A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a sex addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had sex with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for one week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and don't forget that I will always be here for you!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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German Virgins

Q: What do you call a German virgin?
A: Goodandtight!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Submitted BY: greeneyez8205

Can't Talk Now

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings. The husband answers it, to find out it is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.  He says, "She cannot talk rrright now, she 'as a frog in ze thrrrought."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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