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Grandmother Too

Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and held it up. "All the ladies down on the floor," one handsome robber commanded. "My grandmother too?" the little girl asked. "Yes, your grandmother too!" "All the ladies on the floor, pull up your dresses." "My grandmother too?" "Yes, your grandmother too! All ladies will now remove their panties." "Surely you don't mean my grandmother too?" asked the little girl. Becoming angry, the handsome robber shouted, "YES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO! Now, all the ladies on the floor are to spread their legs apart." When the little girl started to ask if her grandmother was included, her grandmother snarled, "YOU HEARD WHAT THE MAN SAID!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Passing Hookers

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "Hi there little boy!!" One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: "well, that is what size we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!" The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and mumbles through them, "HI THERE LADIES!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Kids
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Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Universal) , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy)
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