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Lawyers and Lesbians

Q: What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
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First Time

I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night.
I wanted my first time to be special.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes)
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Three guys named Larry

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?" The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Mountain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime." The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up." The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels." The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor." The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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