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Paddy's Roses

A romantic Irishman named Paddy picked up a dozen valentines day roses for his girlfriend. He made a surprise visit to her house and rang her bell. When she opened the door and saw Paddy with the roses she smiled and gave Paddy a big kiss. Then she pulled Paddy into her apartment, seductively got undressed, sat on the couch and spread her legs wide. She said, Paddy, this is for the roses. Paddy said, Don't be silly, you must have a vase somewhere.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Submitted BY: Stephanie B

Your Wife and Bonuses

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: Cvlkiller

Snowpeople

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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