School Jokes

Insects At School

Q: What do insects learn at school?
A: Mothmatics!

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Marathon Students

Q: Why do marathon runners become good students?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!

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Frog Meets a Psychic

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Categories: School Jokes , Animal Jokes
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