School Jokes - Elementary School Jokes

Glue to Glue

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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Adult Speak

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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