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The best jokes and joke writers!

Why Bother

Q: Why can't you write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it's pointless.

Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?

A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?

A: Sundae school.

Better Grade

Q: Why did the student wear eye-glasses in math class?

A: It improved DiVision !

Glue to Glue

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

A: We have to stick together.