School Jokes - Elementary School Jokes

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.

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Glue to Glue

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
A: We have to stick together.

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Shapes

Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless !

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