Q: What gives milk and has one horn?
A: A milk truck!
Q: Why aren't basketball players asked to stay for dinner?
A: Because they're always dribbling!
Q: What do basketball players do with donuts?
A: They dunk them.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Ladder School -Riddles
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.