Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, Google, Google
Q: What goes up when you count down?
A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket