Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Guitar and Tuna
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks!
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.