Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Cross the Road - Abode
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the house.
Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!