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Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!

Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Turkey Jam

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had his own drumsticks!

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?

A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Ladder School

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

A: It was a high school.