Q: Why are surgeons also good comedians?
A: They always leave their patients in stitches!
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!
Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.