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Melt Away

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

A: You wake up wet and cold !

Singing Elf

Q: What do you call an ELF who sings?

A: A Wrapper!

Father Christmas in the Garden

Q:  Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?

A:  Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

A: Fry-day!