Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Knock Knock - Dwayne
Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!
Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?
A: A bagel.
Q: Why do ghosts carry tissues?
A: Because they have BOOOOgers.