Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What's the biggest pencil in the World?
Q: Why did the artist bring a pencil and paper to a duel?
A: He wanted to draw his weapon.
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!