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The best jokes and joke writers!

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Big Pencil

Q: What's the biggest pencil in the World?

A: Pennsylvania!

The Duel

Q: Why did the artist bring a pencil and paper to a duel?

A: He wanted to draw his weapon.

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?

A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!