Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What kind of music do Mummies listen to?