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The best jokes and joke writers!

Oreo Dentist

Q: Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?

A: Because he lost his filling.

Three Little Pigs

Q: What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A: A pigtail!

Blow Your Top -Riddles

Q: What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

 

Clean Ocean

Q: is the ocean clean?

A: It should because it uses Tide morning and night

Ballerina

Q: What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?

A: She called the toe truck!