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Piano, Fish and Glue

Q: What's the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and a tub of glue?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the tub of glue?

I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Knock Knock - Harriet

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Harriet!

Harriet who?

Harriet up!

Brick Talk

Q: What did one brick say to the one above it?

A: You're too hard on me.

Happy Bike

Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: 'Yamahahaha'

Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!