Q: If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Stop Green, Go Red
Q: When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?
A: When you're eating a watermelon!
Q: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist?
A: Albert Antstein!
Q: What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?
A: Can't touch this!