Q: Why was the Police officer standing on poop?
A: He was On-Duty.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A: Because he plays with Pooh.