Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed"
Q: What did the horse say when he fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Q: What's the problem with twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which.
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!