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April and March

Q: What can be seen in the middle of the months April and March that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?

A:The letter 'R'

Cheese Abode

Q: What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A: A cottage.

Library Books

Q: Where do library books like to sleep?

A: Under their covers!

Snail Ride -Riddles

Q: What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?

A: Weeeeee!!!

Locket Photo

Q: What would you be if you put a picture of yourself in a locket?

A: You could say you're independent.