Q: Who won the race between two balls of string?
A: They we're tied!
Q: How is your job going at the can crushing factory?
A: It's soda pressing !
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!